methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
work, why must you take up my life? D: i’m still alive, guys. <3
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.
jlynbeatty: I really want the Harry Potter movies to go into movie theatres for one night, and like after the Philosopher’s Stone they play the Chamber of Secrets followed by Prisoner of Azkaban and so on and we all just dress up as the characters and shout the lines at the same time as the movie like people do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show like I really want that
glimmering: imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
flynnizard: was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
Reblog if it's 100% okay to vent to you.
pigsgorawrr: Going to vent to whoever reblogs.
One month and a handful of days until the celebrating begins. :D
darrenp00pspuppies: legend has it that the M in MTV once stood for music